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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [05 Sep 2005|10:40pm]
add my new user name so we can have cyber sex and stuff.


xabbyxcorex



ok thanks.
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CLASS [04 Jul 2005|12:31am]
[ mood | relieved. ]
[ music | the strokes ]

someday, somedaaaaaaaaaaay.

caitlin and i itched our butts on a street tonight. i hope someone saw.

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nekkidness. [12 Jun 2005|06:14pm]
[ mood | liberated ]

i got nudie with others in a pool. this bizarre human behavior is known to many as "skinny dipping".

i feel so freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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fuck nooooooo [03 May 2005|02:05pm]
[ mood | poor ]
[ music | metric ]

AP Calc exams are no good.

today was a blood bath.

geegee knows taht ive had a rough day. he is on my lap right now, being a snuggle bunny. he smells very bad. i think my mom fed him tuna this morning. he stinks like fish and rotting. but i love him and he is fuzzy, so i will plug my nose and snuggle him...

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fuck yeah. [02 May 2005|10:42pm]
[ mood | well ]
[ music | rise against ]

life is good.

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JUST FUCKING PUKE ALREADY [18 Apr 2005|10:30pm]
[ mood | sickly ]
[ music | bob dylan - the man in me ]

i am going to cleanse my system tomorrow in a futile attempt to make whatevers making me want to puke go away. lots of water and tea.

im going to try to drink like a gallon before bed or something. but i dont wanna wake up in a puddle of my own urine-- sometimes you just gotta take the good with the bad though...

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POOP! [03 Feb 2005|10:32pm]
[ mood | pooped on ]
[ music | the screaming pattersons (#1 in the hood, g!) ]

someone pooped in my car!!!

or so i suspect. i havent found any turds yet, but somethin ain't right in there.

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[02 Feb 2005|11:38pm]
[ music | sex and the city theme music (that tango-ish thing) ]

Been tryin' to get a hold of me lately? LUCKY YOU!!! my cell phone back in action. same ol' number, totally blank phonebook. so gimme ur phone number if you want me to have it.

alas, my HUNDREDS of friends can all call me again. i know. you've missed the sound of my angelic voice. call and i will just say random mixes of nonsensical words all so that you can hear the heavenly tones of my sweet sweet voice.

you know you want me.

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ive got a box o' dough with my name on it. [23 Jan 2005|04:04pm]
[ mood | yeasty ]
[ music | SILENCE. We must proceed with stealth and caution. ]

Things to do with a 50-100 lb box of slowly leavening dough:
+ Roll it down a hill.
+ Bake into large balls. --> Create the first ever BREADBALL team. --> Become champions.
+ Put in someones trunk. --> Wait until it rises to fill entire trunk. --> Video tape response. --> Leave before clean up.
+ Fill bath tub. --> Make "DAY SPA" sign. --> Trick old ladies into paying to bathe in it.
+ Have the largest dough fight this city has ever seen.
+ Throw at traffic.
+ Take it to dinner and a movie. --> Massage with oils. --> Whisper sweet nothings into its ear.

Suggestions and ideas are welcome.

If you would like to part of DOUGHFEST 2005:
+ Be with willy or myself around 10:30/11:00 tonight
+ Wear all black.
+ Come with an open mind and an empty stomach.

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