Things to do with a 50-100 lb box of slowly leavening dough:
+ Roll it down a hill.
+ Bake into large balls. --> Create the first ever BREADBALL team. --> Become champions.
+ Put in someones trunk. --> Wait until it rises to fill entire trunk. --> Video tape response. --> Leave before clean up.
+ Fill bath tub. --> Make "DAY SPA" sign. --> Trick old ladies into paying to bathe in it.
+ Have the largest dough fight this city has ever seen.
+ Throw at traffic.
+ Take it to dinner and a movie. --> Massage with oils. --> Whisper sweet nothings into its ear.

Suggestions and ideas are welcome.

If you would like to part of DOUGHFEST 2005:
+ Be with willy or myself around 10:30/11:00 tonight
+ Wear all black.
+ Come with an open mind and an empty stomach.