SILENCE. We must proceed with stealth and caution.
ive got a box o' dough with my name on it.
Things to do with a 50-100 lb box of slowly leavening dough: + Roll it down a hill. + Bake into large balls. --> Create the first ever BREADBALL team. --> Become champions. + Put in someones trunk. --> Wait until it rises to fill entire trunk. --> Video tape response. --> Leave before clean up. + Fill bath tub. --> Make "DAY SPA" sign. --> Trick old ladies into paying to bathe in it. + Have the largest dough fight this city has ever seen. + Throw at traffic. + Take it to dinner and a movie. --> Massage with oils. --> Whisper sweet nothings into its ear.
Suggestions and ideas are welcome.
If you would like to part of DOUGHFEST 2005: + Be with willy or myself around 10:30/11:00 tonight + Wear all black. + Come with an open mind and an empty stomach.
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